RICH KIDS OF BEVERLY HILLS
Hair Transplant Surgeon Dr. Marc Dauer Consulting with Brendan Fitzpatrick on Rich Kids of Beverly Hills from Marc Dauer on Vimeo.
SCENE 1 OFFICE HALLWAY INT.
Morgan: Marc S.
Brendan: Hair Restoration.
Morgan: Marc with a “C” is somebody who has- oh have to touch the mezuzah! (kiss) Hello!
Girl: Hi! Good morning.
SCENE 2 INTERVIEW INT.
Morgan: I’m super pumped about going into this consultation. I’m really curious you know about the recovery time and how long he’s going to be knocked out cuz maybe he’ll leave his credit card behind and we’ll have a good day. (laughs)
SCENE 3 OFFICE INT.
MD: Great to meet you both.
Brendan: I know.
MD: How did you uh- how did you find me?
Brendan: Somebody that did Morgan’s hair referred me to you.
Morgan: Dr. Dauer, is your hair real?
MD: I’ve had hair transplant procedures. So had I not done it, I would be thinner than I am today.
Morgan: This is hair transplant?
Brendan: How good does he look?
MD: Thank you.
Morgan: Really? Like, I’m shocked almost.
MD: Thank you so much.
Morgan: So how does the procedure exactly work like-?
MD: So you come in in the morning, I give you a little Valium just to relax you.
MD: And then I personally harvest one follicle at a time. It can’t look like a good hair transplant, it just has to look like good hair.
Morgan: So, do you do that all in one day?
MD: It’ll probably be like a day and a half. But y-
Morgan: And then at dinner can he like spoon-feed himself? Is he gonna be completely out of it?
MD: Every time I’ve had my procedure, I was working the next day.
Brendan: It sounds like a vacation.
MD: That’s what I’m sharing here-
Brendan: And you come back with hair. Huh?
MD: Exactly. And the full result is seen at a year.
Morgan: Wow. So at 27, you’re just gonna be…
Brendan: Have a great birthday.
Brendan: And we’ll give out gel.
SCENE 4 INTERVIEW INT.
Brendan: I wish I could fast-forward one year. I’m not gonna miss a minute of that party. I’m gonna be like hey you wanna pig, you wanna pig?
Morgan: (laughs) Oh you know it’s crazy bro you gotta try it like it was so easy! It’s gonna be like that whole thing for a year.
Brendan: Yeah (laughs) I’m gonna be like hey everybody month 2!
Like you know have a little compare. Those followers are gonna have. Blast! Pound it?
Morgan: Pound it.
SCENE 5 OFFICE INT.
Morgan: So do you think that Brendan’s a really good candidate for this?
MD: Yeah I think he’s an excellent candidate. I think that he has to have very realistic expectations.
MD: These corners – I’m not dropping them real low.
MD: I’m gonna keep them real high – kinda like a Tom Ford kinda look.
MD: You know what I mean?
MD: Do you know what I mean? It’s really conservative. Here’s a guy that had two procedures .
Morgan: These are amazing!
SCENE 6 INTERVIEW INT.
Morgan: Brendan is gonna look- oh I’m sorry.
Brendan: Maybe a little Jude Law-ish.
Morgan: A little delusional-ish? No way. But I think Chris Martin with hair cuz he looks exactly like him. It sparks a little interest-
Brendan: Well that may be kinda, okay, sure.
Morgan: Are you upset? What’s wrong? Are you ok?
Brendan: I’m not, I just want hair.
Morgan: Can’t wait.
SCENE 7 OFFICE INT.
Morgan: I have to tell you, Dr. Dauer, I came in with major hesitations, but you’ve just talked me through this. I’m so excited about it!
Morgan: Definitely gonna do it.
Brendan: 100% gonna do it.
Morgan: Decision made.
Brendan: Decision is made.
MD: Good to see you.
Brendan: Nice to speak with you.
MD: My pleasure.
Brendan: Alright, thanks Dr. Dauer.
Morgan: Thank you!
Brendan: I’m gonna look like James Dean.
Brendan: It’s gonna be genius.
RICH KIDS OF BEVERLY HILLS
Dr. Marc Dauer Performs Hair Transplant on E Show Rich Kids of Beverly Hills from Marc Dauer on Vimeo
SCENE 1 PREVIEW:
Voice: Coming up…
Patient: I can tell I – I feel the Valium cuz I don’t really care what you’re doing.
Patient: I really don’t feel anything.
Morgan: (laughs) Hi babe!
Brendan: My head is numb and I’m out of it.
Morgan: No no no no. Are you kidding?
SCENE 2 OFFICE INT.
Morgan: You’re very nervous.
Brendan: I just wanna know when I can take the Valium.
Morgan: I’m sure he’ll be in in a second, you can ask him. Hopefully he’ll give me some too, cuz I’m gonna need it for dealing with you the whole week.
SCENE 3 INTERVIEW INT.
Morgan: I feel like Brendan’s hair loss has basically crippled him to a certain extent.
And I just think that it’s time that he gets the situation rectified.
Brendan: I just turned 26 and I look like I’m turning 36. Plus I get blasted every time I post a photo, about my hairline, if I’m so rich like why do I have the hairline? This is really, my last resort, and I’m spending almost $25,000 on this procedure and I need it to work. Yeah.
SCENE 4 OFFICE INT.
Brendan: What’s up, bro?
MD: What’s up, buddy?
Morgan: Oh, we’re hugging.
Brendan: Dr. Dauer.
MD: We’re hugging it out.
Morgan: We’re gonna hug it out too. How are you?
MD: Great, how are you? Are you excited?
Brendan: I’m pumped.
Morgan: Brendan is not a model patient. Brendan is somebody that fakes illnesses and pretends that he has something he doesn’t. He has Munchausen syndrome.
Brendan: I don’t pretend.
Morgan: No he, he’s Eminem’s mom.
Brendan: I don’t pretend, I just go to double check-
MORGAN: No he, he fully has like having a flare-up all the time.
Brendan: That’s why I’m gluten free now.
Morgan: Yeah, now he’s gluten free.(grunts)
SENE 5 OP ROOM INT.
Brendan: I can tell like, I feel the valium cuzI don’t really care what you’re doing.
Morgan & MD laugh
Morgan: I gotta take a picture of this.
Morgan: Okay, so I’m gonna come back for lunch and check on you.
Morgan: Okay? (laughs)
SCENE 6 OP ROOM INT.
MD: You have very nice looking follicles, Brendan. Oh these look beautiful.
Brendan: I really don’t feel anything.
MD: Mission accompl-oh that’s a big guy.
SCENE 7 INTERVIEW INT.
Brendan: Basically, they take the hair from the back of your head and implant it into th etop of your head. So then those hairs eventually fall out and then you have the follicle that then grows into real, new hair.
Morgan: Oh my god.
SCENE 8 OP ROOM INT.
MD: How you feeling?
MD:You made it.
Bredan: My head is numb and I’m out of it.
MD: Rock n roll. Check it out.
MD: Morgan? Come on in!
Morgan: (laughs) Hi babe. Oh my god, is that blood?
Brendan: She saw me looking like I’d been doing crack in an alley for four days and I kinda just itched the top of my head off or something.
Morgan: No, he looks like he got his head stuck in a blender.
Morgan: Oh my god, I”m getting kinda nauseous I’m not even kidding. You look like a strawberry. No no no no no. Are you kidding?
Brendan: I didn’t even wanna think about this not working because I’ve, I’ve tried to teach myself to stop worrying about the things that haven’t happened yet-
Brendan: -or probably will not happen.
Morgan: Or his therapist has now implemented that in his mind so every time I’m nervous about something he s-
Brendan: He’s not a therapist.
Morgan: Oh or life coach, or spiritual leader, or whatever the $@#! heis.
Brendan: I don’t know what he is but I just call him my friend Larry.
SCENE 10 EXT. CAR
Morgan: Duck, keep ducking, keep ducking. Okay.
Brendan: I need the air on. Put the air on- you put me in this 100 degrees.
Brendan: $@#! Are you kidding me it’s a million degrees lemme out of here!
Morgan: Brendan, relax.
Brendan: Does Valium constipate you?
Morgan: No you’re gonna be totally fine, I swear to to God. (laughs)
Morgan: So Marc was awesome.
Brendan: Yeah, he was awesome. He’s a great doctor.
Brendan: And he says that he was- oh look it- LA [inaudible]…
Morgan: Okay, I’m listening…He says what?
Morgan: Dr. Dauer.
Brendan: What do you mean?
Morgan: You were saying…(laughing)
Morgan: Right now he has no idea what’s going on. I kinda like it. I could’ve driven him to Tito’s Tacos and left him there for two days, he would’ve been fine.
Morgan: Okay, okay. That- did that really happne? NO. You’re lucky you’re sedating.
Brendan: Na na na na na sedated.